TENNESSEE VALLEY WOODWORKERS     JUNE 1991

 

SPLINTERS

 

WELL, FOLKS. TOM IS OUT OF TOWN AND WON’T GET BACK IN TIME TO

WORK ON THE NEWSLETTER. SO BEAR WITH ME AND MAYBE I CAN GET THIS

COMPUTER TO GET THE NEWSLETTER OUT. IF NOT. IT’S TIME TO BUY A

NEW RIBBON FOR THE TYPEWRITER.

 

 

ALL THE NEWS THAT’S FIT TO PRINT

 

I’M GLAD TO REPORT THAT JACK HAS RETURNED FROM NASHVILLE AND IS

RECOVERING FROM HIS SURGERY. JACK REPORTS THAT THE BEST PART OF

THE TRIP WAS GETTING TO BE A PASSENGER ON THE TRIP UP THERE AND

BACK. HE REPORTS THAT HE IS DOING FINE BUT WILL HAVE TO HAVE

MORE SURGERY IN ABOUT FIVE WEEKS. NOW DO YOU THINK THAT HAS

SLOWED JACK DOWN? NO. SIR ! HE CALLS ME THIS WEEK TO ADD A NAME

TO THE NEWSLETTER AND SAYS HE IS GOING TO GET THE PROSPECTIVE

MEMBER TO DRIVE HIM TO THE CLUB MEETING NEXT WEEK. NOTHING, I

REPEAT, NOTHING SLOWS MR. TOWNSEND DOWN FOR LONG. SEE YOU

TUESDAY, JACK.

 

 

PICNIC PICNIC PICNIC PICNIC PICNIC PICNIC

 

NO NEWS TO PRINT AS OF PRESS TIME. BUT A MEMBER OF THE PICNIC

COMMITTEE DID INFORM ME THAT ALL DETAILS WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT

THIS MONTH’S MEETING. SO BE THERE TUESDAY NIGHT TO HEAR TIME,

PLACE, AND TEMPERATURE. AND DON’T FOR GET TO BE WORKING ON THAT

PROJECT FOR OUR ANNUAL CONTEST.

 

 

JUNE MEETING TUESDAY JUNE 18, DUCK RIVER BLDG. 7:00 PM

 

WE ALWAYS APPRECIATE ITEMS FOR THE NEWSLETTER AND ONE OF OUR

MEMBERS HAS SUGGESTED THAT WE HAVE A BIRTHDAY LIST EACH MONTH.

THINK THIS IS A FINE IDEA AND IF YOU WANT TO TURN YOUR BIG DAY IN

WRITE IT ON A PIECE OF PAPER AND WE’LL PRINT IT. DON’T WORRY, I

PROMISE NO AGES WILL BE REVEALED. BUT IF YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU

DIDN’T HAVE TO PUMP YOUR OWN GAS. AND THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS

ALL YOU CAN EAT FOR $5.95, THEN YOU’RE UP THERE IN MY AGE

BRACKET.

 

TOM GILLARD ALSO SUGGEST THAT WE  PRINT MAPS TO MEMBER’S SHOPS.

SOME OF US REALLY LIVE OUT IN THE BOONIES AND WHEN YOU NEED HELP

OR WANT TO BORROW SOMETHING. IT’S DIFFICULT TO LOCATE A SHOP. IF

YOU CAN DRAW A DECENT MAP, TURN IT N TO US AND WE’LL PRINT IT.

 

SPEAKING OF ADDRESS

 

I DON’T KNOW IF YOU HAVE RECEIVED YOUR NEW ADDRESS. BUT IF YOU

HAVE YOU NEED TO LET US KNOW. FOR INSTANCE, WITHOUT MOVING. I’VE

GONE FROM RT. 2 BELVIDERE TO 724 FARRIS LANE. DOESN’T SOUND LIKE

THE SAME PLACE. DOES IT ? THE POST OFFICE SAYS WEVE GOT A YEAR.

BUT THERE’S NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT. SOYOU CAN GET ALL THOSE

PRESENT AS CHRISTMAS.

 

 

JUNE MEETING ThTESDAY JUNE 18, DUCK RIVER 7:00PM

AND AT THAT MEETING, WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A PROGRAM BY TOM COWAN

ON PRACTICAL IDEAS ON PROCESSING AND TURNING GREEN WOOD. TOM’S

COME UP WITH A LOT OF KNOWLEDGE WHILE HE HAS BEEN WORKING ON

TECHNIQUE AND I’M SURE PLENTY OF GOOD ADVICE WILL BE AVAILABLE.

 

LIBRARY EXHIBIT

 

IF YOU HAVEN’T BEEN BY THE LIBRARY TO SEE THE EXHIBIT ENTITLED “AN APPLAUSE TO A TREE” YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF TO GO BY THERE AND GEE THE WONDERFUL DISPLAY THAT CROCIA SET UP OF ALL OUR WORK. SHE SPENT A GREAT DEAL OF TIME ARRANGIN13 AND MAKING DISPLAY CARDS. OUR SPECIAL THANKS TO HER AND BE SURE TO STOP BY.

 

AND IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO VISIT A GALLERY. JOHN JORDAN HAS AN

EXHIBIT AT THE ZIMMERMAN/SATURN GALLERY IN NASHVILLE. I BELIEVE

IT IS GOING TO BE THERE THRU THIS MONTH. IF ANYONE HAS THE EXACT

DATES, PLEASE LET US KNOW AT THE MEETING.

 

 

SHOW AND TELL EXTRAORDINAIRE

 

OVER FIFTEEN PEOPLE SHOW THEIR WORK OR GAVE SHOP HINTS OUT. IF I

MISSED YOU. I’M SORRY. BUT. I WAS SO FASCINATED BY EVERYTHING I

FORGOT TO KEEP WRITING.

 

JAMES STTJBBLEFIELD TOLD HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN WOOD MOLDING, JUST

SAND SAND SAND. JACK TOWNSEND SHOWED THAT HE PASSED HIS

READING COMPREHENSION TEST’. HE MADE THE CLAMP THAT WAS IN THE

MAY ISSUE OF SPLINTERS. GERRY MCGRATH HAS A GAUGE TO ADJUST A

TABLE SAW AND THE DEPTH OF THE BLADE. WINFIELD HAD A HEART

TRIVET THAT HE CARVED. HE. SAID. IT WAS BETTER THAN WORKING IN THE

FENCE ROW. NO ONE IS GOING TO ARGUE WITH THAT. HENRY SHOWED

SOME REAL HI TECH WOODWORKING BY USING A XEROX MACHINE TO REDUCE

THE PATTERN SIZE OF A PIECE HE WAS MAKING. I HOPE I GOT THAT

RIGHT. BUT WITHOUT MY TECHNICAL ADVISOR I FEEL LIKE IT’S LA LA

LAND. BILL CHEW SHOWED A BOWL HE TURNED FROM ORANGE WOOD HE GOT

IN FLORIDA. I HATE TO TELL YOU THIS BILL. BUT IT’S THE ORANGES

YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BRING HOME. BILL KNIGHT PASSED UP THE

OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW HIS GALL BLADDER AND INSTEAD BROUGHT SOME

BEAUTIFUL BOWLS. THANKS FOR THAT SMALL FAVOR. BILL.

 

I KNOW I MISSED A LOT OF YOU. BUT FOLKS, IF YOU MISSED LAST MONTH’S DISPLAY, WELL IT WAS ONE FOR THE RECORD BOOKS.

 

AND IF YOU MISSED SHOW AND TELL, YOU MISSED THE FINE PROGRAM THAT

BOB REESE DID ON BENDING WOOD. WE JUST DON’T KNOW HOW LUCKY WE

ARE TO HAVE A FINE CRAFTSMEN LIKE BOB IN OUR CLUB, TO PROVIDE US

WITH SUCH FINE TECHNICAL ADVICE AND BEAUTIFUL WORK.