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Tennessee Valley Woodworkers    HAPPY NEW YEAR     January - 1988

 

 

 

 

We trust that you all made it through the holidays and those “last minute elf projects” with all your- finqers. I managed to keep my finqers and add a little weight——front and back...aren’t we blessed. Susie and I certainly enjoyed having the Await Ramblers ( Paul Pyle, Tina Painter and company) and all of you fine TVWW craftspeople come visit us last month.

 

Speaking of a “New Year”; this is a fine time to pet the New Year started on a New Foot. Now for the punch line...COME JOIN US ‘ We’re the Tennessee Valley Woodworkers. We are 30 members strong ( not strong members )...people that all enjoy some form or fashion of woodworking to some degree or another. WE are young and old,, men and women, tinkerers and butchers, carvers and cabinetmakers,, and on and on. We are all wealthy with the joy of our hobby and sharing it with others.        Come visit our next meeting——TUESDAY, JANUARY 19      7:00 PM AT DUCK RIVER ELECTRIC BUILDING ACROSS FROM WENDY’S

 

Our proqram will include:

 

#       Tools and Toys that I got for Christmas——members are encouraged to bring woodworking gifts—if you can carry them.

 

*        Show and Tell——members are encouraged to bring in recent projects or jigs.

 

*        Wooden Thread Cutting——Ray Cole will show US how he threads dowels. Susan says she uses scissors to cut cotton threads???

 

Bring your- spouse and family or a friend. We may inspire you to start that long postponed “Winter Project”. We always have plenty of Free Advice and you can find out about sources for plans and materials. Dues are $10 per year for individuals and $13 for families. It covers the cost of mailing our newsletter, annual picnic  and other club activities.  

 

 

Now a few words from Susan.

 

          CONFESSIONS OF A SMALL TIME OPERATOR  - -

 

A little over three years ago, I started a mail order woodworking business. This is the first year that I have actually made money. (Big Bucks) Well, that’s not really true. I’ve taken in money every year but this is the year I’ve made money for my Uncle Sam. And that is what Uncle Sam cares about. The government states that you have to make a profit occasionally” to be considered a business not a hobby. A hobby is not considered a tax deduction. For example——Tommy’s Toys.

 

And the subject of taxes brings up these requirements—county and state tax. Franklin County requires that YOU get a business/tax license. It cost $16.50 a year. The form looks complicated until they explain that you pay no county taxes unless you earn over $12,000 annually. I wish! The state of Tennessee requires you to have a tax number. This does not cost you anything but you do get to pay taxes——7 3/4% on all sales to Tennessee residents. No payment is required on sales made to residents of other states. At first, the state will send you a form that summarizes sales totals every month. Eventually, they put me on a quarterly report because my sales totals are small.

 

All sales and tax reports are actually easy to do if you have a good bookkeeping system. Most folks will scream, “But I’m a woodworker not an accountant!” The first year I started my business I considered having an accountant keep my books. That would have been a major mistake. His charges would have been more than I made the first year. Buckle down, get yourself a simple bookkeeping manual ( one with sample entries ) and most important—keep your books up to date. A pile of scraps and receipts is really scary, worse than non—drying varnish. If you can afford it, a -calculator with print paper helps make finding mathematical errors a lot easier. Protect yourself with an accurate up—to—date ledger—remember

 

Well as through this world I’ve rambled

I’ve seen lots of funny men.

Some will rob you with a six gun

And some with a fountain pen.

—Woody Guthrie

 

An essential in mail order business is advertising. That’s an epistle I may cover in another article. If not, remember——a picture is worth a thousand words.

 

 

THANK YOUS

 

Thank you to—Henry Davis for his superb Club scrapbook. We will have it for all to enjoy at the next meeting. If you have photos or other material to contribute——Henry’s the man.

 

Thank you again to Bill Shirley for all o those “nylon” wheels———they made for many miles and many smiles.

 

FUTURE PROGRAMS

 

Bill Knight and Tom Cowan are conspiring to bring us a turning program, maybe in February.

 

It’s your Club, how about your ideas for programs, field trips, seminars, community projects. Tom Cowan is anxiously awaiting with an open mind, and of course, an open wallet. I’m sure he’ll pay big bucks for your ideas.

 

What about buying bulk—-Some of our members are in touch with sources of quantity discounts. If us club members can pool our resources, we can order in quantities such things as:

Drywall Screws

Glue dowels

Toy wheels

Sandpaper

Jack Townsend’s- clocks

 

 

NOTICES

 

Walt Zimmerman is looking for someone to build him a case for a mounted pheasant, no , not a-cage for-a peasant.- Contact him or see me for details

 

We still have plenty of club members business cards. $3.00 per 100. They  really come in handy for writing down girls phone numbers.

 

This space will be here monthly. Please let us know if you have any announcements .. . items for sale... looking for materials or plans.. .work looking for a woodworker. -

 

 

SEE YOU

 

TUESDAY JANUARY 19 7:00

 

BRING YOUR SPOUSE, YOUR FAMILY

 

A FRIEND OR NEIGHBOR