SPLINTERS
ISSUE 20 AUGUST 1987
For those of you who missed it..... it was a feast. Just like a picnic is supposed to be, Us folks that did make it to the picnic can be clearly recognized by a distinctive “tirelike” protrusion about the mid—section. Anyone that went away hunqry had no one to blame but herself. We all enjoyed the fellowship and food as well. I’m sure a Third Annual Picnic will be on next year’s schedule.
Several
well deserved Thank Yous are in order:
TOM
BASKIN——for rounding up supplies. He really took us seriously when we told him
that the picnic was just another program.
TERRY
PENN——for his: TLC at the Hamburger Grill,
SPOUSES
OR COOKS——for all those delicious dishes and goodies
MARTHA
MAIERBACHER——for encouraging us all to have just one more serving.
THE
FIRST ANNUAL CONTEST
Everybody
enjoyed the contest -- probably more for an opportunity to admire the work,
discuss ideas and techniques, and “touch the merchandise’. Our judge, John Lovett., (owner operator and janitor of
the Falls Mill—Mill) had his work cut out for him ( No pun intended ) He had
some fine entries to judge. The result follows:
SMALL
PROJECT 6ROUF’
1st
P1ace——Susan Church for devilishly clever four layer puzzle. I think she bribed
the iudqe.
2nd
Place——Henry Davis for his handsome walnut box, He just didn’t bribe the judge.
3rd
Place-—Bill Knight for his turned chalice. Bill wasn’t with us for the picnic
because he was over at the Arrowmont School in Gatlinburg. I’m sure he’11 have
lots of good things to share with us.
LARGE
PROGECT GROUP
1ST
PLACE——Tom Cowan for his adjustable candle scounce/table, I’m pretty sure it‘s
an authentic reproduction.
2nd
Place-——Joe Pawiick for his fine coffee table.
All of this time I thought he made nothing but airplanes,
3rd
Place—— Tom Baskin for his pair of end tables. They didn’t look like decoys to
me.
Other
entries included:
JOSEF
MAIEPBACHER’S scale model of glider. from which he based construction of the
real thing.
MARTHA
MAIEPBACHEP’S turned plates/plateholders—that’s some pretty tough competition
Josef.
JACK
TOWNSEND’ S sub-miniture crank phone-
he’ll make his second million with them,
TOM
CHURCH’ S very handsome three legged stool.
I can’t say enough about it.
THANK
YOU—HENRY DAVIS for all our efforts in organizing the contest. Thank you
participants for sharing the fruits of your labor.
THIS
MONTH’ S PROGRAM
This
month’s program should be a special treat. Jack Townsend and Tom Baskin have
invited Paul Pyle to give a program on Dulcimer construction. Hopefully with
some musical accompaniment.. Paul has been at the dulcimer “business” for about
50 years now and has written about the finer points of the craft. He is still
actively making his instruments for individuals all across the country. Middle
Tennessee history is another one of Paul’s interest.
Bring
a friend or neighbor——this program
promises to be another prize. TUESDAY, AUGUST 15. DUCK RIVER COMMUNITY ROOM,
7:00 F.M.
OTHER
BUSINESS
1 . Decherd Arts and Crafts Fair • September
19&20 (Sat.. and Sun). Jack Townsend has made arrangements for us to have
two spaces at the craft show, All members are welcome to participate, Jack has
adready paid $30 for the a places, August meeting would be a fine opportunity
to reimburse Jack fro the treasury.
We’ll also discuss and sign up for staffing our spaces.
2. Several members have mentioned
considering show and tell as a part of the regular meeting format. Let’s
discuss this next meeting, I think “failure” night would be a good one—--I’ve
pot plenty of failures to show and tell about. We’d have to hold it in early
fall before wood heat season. That’s one value in woodworking failures -- they
still make for successful fires.
Jack
Townsend has a wood heater -for sale ‘$100’--two years old—---with wood. Dora’s
back is progressing slowly.
4. Don’ t forget this August meeting will also be our BIG logo-business
card design contest. Bring your entry.
We’ll use one of those applause meters.
THE
BEGINNER’S LAMENT BY Ross LOWELL
We
are all beginners, at one time or another, in one area or another. I’m a
beginner with wood. If woodworking is anything like my profession, the initial
state of enthusiastic bliss is bound to be followed by a series of setbacks,
frustrations and challenges. It’s the inevitable result of exchanging
innocence for semi-knowledge.
Some
of the difficulties are genuine dilemmas, and those of us just starting out in
this craft face our fair share of them. Experienced craftsmen offer apparently
contradictory advice, leaving me wondering whether to dowel or not to dowel,
whether to buy a lot of hand tools or a few stationary machines or a single
all-purpose contraption, whether to hollow-grind or flat grind, whether to work solid wood or plywood.
Part of the trouble is that we inundate ourselves with so much information from so many sources, hoping to find the one perfect way to do the job, that we are liable to be paralyzed with possibilities. The problem becomes less confusing and more fascinating as we gradually discover that there are a lot of good ways to skin a cabinet, that excellence has more to do with integrity, experience and talent than with any particular set of techniques. All those various approaches are tributes to human imagination and resourcefulness.
One
particular conundrum that we novices face contains a bizarre irony, a form of
frustration that separates the dedicated from the temporarily infatuated. It’s
this: Many of those ingenious jigs that fill the columns of Fine Woodworking need
only one thing to construct them properly—the completed jig. Since a shooting
board is required to plane precise right angles, and since the shooting board
itself needs smooth, 90 degree angles in its construction, how do we make it
without a shooting board? It’s like needing the missing eyeglasses to find the
eyeglasses. But, that’s only half of it. The significant part of this jig
dilemma was underscored by my 9-year-old son when he said, “Dad. you’re
spending all this time making things to make things. Suppose, afterward, you
decide not to make anything?”
Perhaps
it’s only rationalization, but the whole getting-ready process feels like a
necessary stage not unlike warm-rip exercises. After all, tools are not the
only things that need to be sharpened. In the case of us beginners, our skills
and our design sense tend to be pretty dull. What better way to hone and polish
them than to make a series of potentially useful jigs? And if the truth be
known, a few freeform and jointless objects have meanwhile emerged from the
piles of sawdust and shavings. It’s positively amazing what can be done with a
primitive drawknife, and no jigs.
There
is a final dilemma. One purpose of woodworking for us amateurs is to create
beautiful and occasionally even useful objects for our families and friends.
Yet the process of fabrication is both time-consuming and solitary. This
ultimately sociable craft seems to our
families (and even sometimes to us) to be a very selfish, unsociable activity.
But deep down we know that beautiful objects created with our own hands, in quiet
moments, are the stuff of happiness and sanity. II
In his other life.
Ross Lowe/ /shoots movies, and invents and manufactures lighting systems for
location photography.